Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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