Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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