So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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