I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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