I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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