Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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