Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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