I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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