yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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