Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
farters have to be the big spoon...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just sucked dick on a ferry
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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