This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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