Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Every concussion has its silver lining
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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