Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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