Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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