Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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