i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Farmville is her only friend.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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