i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm too high and old for this...
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