I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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