Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Boobs speak an international language.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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