I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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