I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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