Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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