All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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