what if I'm pregnant?
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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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