He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
