Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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