jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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