forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
