glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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