I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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