so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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