trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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