There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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