big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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