If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My ass is underappreciated
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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