so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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