I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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