Come see our sink grown plant.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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