Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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