Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I cut my penus on the lid.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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