Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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