Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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