just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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