was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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