Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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