Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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