Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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