that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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