oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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