sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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