What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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