Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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