I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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