so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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